What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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