Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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