Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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