Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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