So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i will never coherently bang her
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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