So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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