i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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