Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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