the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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