I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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