i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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