he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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