Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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