where am i from again
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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