Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Randomize
