I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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