My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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