Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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