Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
