I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
