I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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