He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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