these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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