let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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