so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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