that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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