your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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