you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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