# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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