I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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