if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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