they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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