is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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