Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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