Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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