I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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