At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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