1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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