He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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