There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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