I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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