Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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