he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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