Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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