You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it was like his penis was on wheels.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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