never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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