and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
