i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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