David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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