How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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