he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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