Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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