Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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