with your own penis?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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