they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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I need you to use more vowels.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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